gaterade:

when u see someone running for the elevator but u close the door anyway

(via asian)

mistervenus:

me to an aries: no ur wrong
the aries:

(Source: britafilter, via asian)

hungarian:

maleteen:

i want to be a tree there is literally no downside to being a tree

(via orgasm)

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

(via yourpartyfuck)